2006-01-22
at 11:13 p.m.
I LOVE
I LOVE:
CHAP STICKS. Can somebody please please please hop on a plane to the US/UK and buy chapsticks for me please. I will love you forever and ever and ever.
Those coolio machine thingys you find in America where you slot a coin in and the machine melts it and turns it into a nice token-y thing for you to keep. I want to own one of those! I will literally feed it coins until I go broke.
FRUCTOSE. Don't you think it sounds like a swear word. Just imagine people going "FRUCTOSE (fruc those!). FRUC! FRUC YOU!". Okay fine. It just sounds like an existing swear word.
These Teddy Bear Museum pencil cases and bags in various shapes and sizes that my mum has just magically pulled out of a plastic bag that has been hidden for 3 years already. We went to the Teddy Bear Museum when I was thirteen. In Korea. Anyway they're very cute and sweet. My mum has just magicked me two new pencil cases!
GERMAINE. Because Germ thinks that I rock. I think germaine rules the world.
Angel! Because she's blind and oh-so-pitiful. But mostly because she so fluffly and poofy, and I think she looks like David Beckham when I gel her fur with water.
BAKWA. aka Chinese beef jerky (this name is such a joke) Whoever invented it is such a god. I officially devote myself to bakwa-ism. Membership expires 4th Feb. Because by then I'll need membership to a gym.
Okay. I will FRUC OFF and finish my annoying comprehension fructose thing now.