2005-11-23

at 2:04 a.m.

crayola

Hello! I am 15 years 4 days 10 hours and 36 minutes old and I don't feel much different! If you really hate me, buy a voodoo doll, do the math and perform some black magic.

My wishlist wasn't/isn't up because I really cannot be bothered. I haven't accessed the internet since last week. This shows that I am in COMPLETE CONTROL of my life and unlike everyone else I'm not being taken over by technology and all that jazz.
Yeah right.
Beause TV is so much better! WATCH MORE RUGBY. Rugby is brilliant. I think I'm addicted.

Anyway here's a very condensed wishlist. Because all that matters are the things that I want NOW NOW NOW. And I'm too lazy to remember the rest.

1. I am Crazy For Crayola! Biggest box of crayola crayons on earth, please.
2. Box Faber-Castell colour pencils (72 colours at least!)
3. One of those giant colouring books that you can't find anywhere anymore
4. An espresso machine would be nice, thank you.

It's like I'm in this weird revisting-my-childhood phase. (What childhood?) That day I bought one of those small sponge dinosaurs which you put in a jar of water and watch it expand to six times its size. The last time I actually had one was when I was five. And I had a funny little conversation with the cashier guy about how most people had sponge dinosaurs when they were kids.

But right now I'm actually trying to do drafts for the Hadley banner while enduring killer cramps. I WANT TO KNOCK MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL. I can't draw hip hop, Ali G monkeys to save my life.

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