2005-09-30
at 8:41 p.m.
Hello, Kriss
Kriss Kringle is in the house!
Instead of cramps I have killing gastric. It hurts like crap whenever I laugh so until it goes away, everyone is forbidden to say anything remotely funny.
French exam today. I'd rather not talk about it. I was feeling pretty bad about it until I got to the canteen. My mum saw me, grabbed my water bottle and squirted me in the face. I kind of screamed and the people around gave us amused looks.
Which reminds me about this time in the third lang bus. I was sitting in front of this bunch of oh-I-am-so-cool-and-bimbotic bunch of Secondary Twos. Suddenly one of them exclaimed, "Ooooh I like to eat carrots! The white carrots!" XD I laughed silently all the way to MOELC.
I am living in constant fear of an entire swarm of bees buzzing into my room to take revenge. There was a bee hive under the roof tiles outside my room (for the third time!) so my dad called in pest control. Now there are 1,000,000 dead bees lying on that piece of roof under my window and my dad accused me of the murder of the bees. He thinks both of us are going to get charged in court for it. The worst thing is that he refuses to seal that corner which the bees keep building their hive in because the pest control guy gave him a guarantee. And he wants to get a cheap thrill out of making the guy remove the hive the fourth time for free.(I AM A GENIUS. I used my dog's paw to type that sentence.) At my expense. Though I admit it will be slightly amusing to make the guy do it for free.