2005-08-26
at 4:44 a.m.
To Mr. DP
It's 4.44 am. ISNT THAT COOL.
Anyway I just wanted to say hello to the world (or to whoever visits this place because no one visits anymore. i cant really be bothered myself.) one last time. before I meet my death in the form of the Biology Test Monster. My eyes were all red and swollen last night, and my gastric juices were acting up (pepsin, renin, hydrochloric acid!) so my parents forced me to go to sleep at 10pm. Therefore [insert pyramid-like three dots] I had to get up at 3.30 this morning to study. And so far I've only made it through digestion which means that I have 75 minutes to revise plant physiology and GM foods. Which is otherwise known as suicide.
And since renin converts caseinogen to casein in the stomach and erepsin converts polypeptides to aminio acids in the small intestine, and also because I simply cannot find the biology powerpoints that I'm supposed to have in my computer, I am blogging. And wasting away precious study time.
Somehow I suspect that by blogging, all my knowledge will diffuse into the computer since stuff is supposed to diffuse from an area of higher concentration to an area of lower concentration. And I am more intelligent than my computer. I THINK (who am i kidding?).Which would also mean that the past 1.5 hours of studying is going to waste. And my computer and I would have a knowledge equilibrium.
Shit. I say weird things in the morning.
So back to my point. To everyone I love who I may never see again, including the deceased Mr. Dick Pee and my beloved hot boy, so long farewell aufwiedersehn goodbye. And remember, food takes 7 seconds to travel down your oesophagus and is due to paristalsis, so eat slowly and chew properly!