2005-05-15
at 10:18 p.m.
speed entry
I am going to write type this entry in record time
because there is LITERATURE HOMEWORK to do. Concept maps/webs/whatever suck. They always end up looking like papaya trees when I try to draw the lines straight. When I don't the thing always turns out incomprehensible. I should do this Lord of the Flies web thingus in the shape of a pigs head or something. Sheesh.
One thing a guy should never say is "whee" (with however many 'e's they wish to add behind it). It sounds wrong.
I have 10 watches currently. 5 swatches! <3. When I collect 365 swatches I will buy a pretty glass cabinet to display all of them and I can wear one every day of the year. I haven't thought about leap years yet.
HAHAHAHAH my dad just used the example "You go to hell." to teach my sister grammar. This mosquito that keeps buzzing around me should go to hell. Lit homework should go to hell.
My haircut should go to hell. It seriously looks like shit. If yearbook phototaking wasn't this week I probably won't be half as pissed. BUT THIS SUCKS. In 50 years time my ex-classmates will flip open their dusty yearbooks with their wrinkly fingers and they'll all think "Ohohohoh. There's that classmate with the stupid hair." because by then they'll all be too senile to remember my name. And I'd open my yearbook with my arthiritic fingers and point at my sad haircut and go "Ohohohoh. Lucky I never looked like that when I was in school." because by then I'll be too senile (my brain dulled my all that artificial sweetener shit in starbucks coffee) to remember that that was actually me.
I HOPE ALL OF YOU LOSE YOUR 2005 YEARBOOKS.