2004-11-06
at 10:22 p.m.
Censorado!
I have 12 days left to being a juvenile. Which also means that I have 12 days left to shoplift/vandalize/set a place on fire/kill someone (I'll save the morbid details)/traffic drugs/bomb a place/i don't know what.
But I think I'll choose the shoplifting option. It's the only crime that benefits the offender. You actually get what you steal (if you don't get caught). Karen just reminded me that I came close to stealing a bag of fizzy fish (or was it fruit gums?) yesterday. But hey, it was so tempting. There were no scary sensor thingys at the entrance. I'm really scared of those things because they always beep on me when I bring new DVDs into any shop. So maybe I don't really have the makings of a shoplifter yet. But skill like that can be honed in 11 days. So I can shoplift on the 12th day. And I can drown in fizzy fish, fruit gums, wine gums and percy pigs on my birthday!
Oh but later I looked up and saw this security camera right smack in the middle of the store. What a spoiler.
I don't feel like blogging anymore. I'll come back and finish this entry some other time. GERMAINE IS THIS ENOUGH?
CENSORADO!