2004-10-03
at 9:33 p.m.
phobophobia
Yay. Xiaoqian is the winner of the guess the word contest!
The answer: RS has a huge stick up its ASS.
Oh I just love this!
WEIRD PHOBIAS
adapted from www.phobialist.com
Air- Anemophobia.
Air swallowing- Aerophobia.
People like that must be trembling with fear 24/7!
Asymmetrical things- Asymmetriphobia
OMG YOU HAVE A MOLE ON THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR FACE ONLY. AHH I'M SO SCARED OF YOU.
Bald people- Peladophobia
AHH AGASSI! AHH.
Beards- Pogonophobia.
OH SHUCKS ITS CHRISTMAS. I'M AFRAID OF SANTA.
Bees- Apiphobia or Melissophobia.
ME. ME. ME.
Chinese or Chinese culture- Sinophobia.
AHEM. Need I say more?
Chins- Geniophobia.
OMG I HAVE A CHIN.
Clothing- Vestiphobia.
That explains streakers.
Color purple- Porphyrophobia.
AHH HADLEY.
Dancing- Chorophobia
People like that are CRAZY.
Dining or dinner conversations- Deipnophobia.
Dolls- Pediophobia.
BARBIE.
Some sick stuff that I have decided to censor in consideration for the general public.
Filth or dirt- Rhypophobia
Cough Tingwen cough.
Flowers- Anthrophobia or Anthophobia
EW. SEX ORGANS OF PLANTS.
Foreign languages- Xenoglossophobia.
France or French culture- Francophobia, Gallophobia or Galiphobia
Germans or German culture- Germanophobia or Teutophobia.
Japanese or Japanese culture- Japanophobia.
Ohhhh so THAT explains it!
Friday the 13th- Paraskavedekatriaphobia.
Berny would be upset.
Gaiety- Cherophobia
Germs or dirt, being contaminated with- Misophobia or mysophobia.
Germs- Verminophobia.
Cough Tingwen cough. Oh wait. Is that GERMAINE? Ahhhhhh run!
Handwriting- Graphophobia.
Do they get exempted from school?
Imperfection- Atelophobia.
Um, ME?
Injections- Trypanophobia.
ME!
Kissing- Philemaphobia or Philematophobia.
EWW SALIVA EWW.
Knees- Genuphobia.
I have knees. That is SO gross.
Left-handed; objects at the left side of the body- Sinistrophobia
I FEAR NICOLE.
Love, falling or being in- Philophobia.
Awwww. Sad people.
Menstruation- Menophobia.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Mother-in-law- Pentheraphobia.
Mushrooms- Mycophobia.
Music- Melophobia.
WH..WHAT?
Nosebleeds- Epistaxiophobia.
My nose bleeds lots.
Pain- Algiophobia, Ponophobia, Odynophobia or Odynephobia
ME ME ME.
Peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth- Arachibutyrophobia.
How can anyone hate that?
More stuff I chose to censor.
Philosophy- Philsosphobia
HMMMMMM.
Phobias- Phobophobia
I'M AFRAID OF BEING AFRAID.
Politicians- Politicophobia.
BUSH.
Rat, great mole- Zemmiphobia.
Try a pickle, mole.
School, going to school- Didaskaleinophobia.
School- Scolionophobia.
OOOOOOOH.
Sex- Genophobia
Symbolism- Symbolophobia.
LIT.
Symmetry- Symmetrophobia
MATH.
Teenagers- Ephebiphobia.
Heh heh.
Touched, being touched- Aphenphosmphobia, Haphephobia or Haptephobia or Chiraptophobia
XD
Ugliness- Cacophobia.
Wasps- Spheksophobia.
ME TOOO.
Weight, gaining- Obesophobia or Pocrescophobia.
It's called anorexia/bulimia, stupid!
Words- Logophobia or Verbophobia.
Words, long- Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia or Sesquipedalophobia.
QUICK, RUN FROM MY BLOG!
Okay. I was having some fun. I actually started to get lazy halfway through the alphabet. There are too many funny ones! And lots of really sick ones. They need to invent a fear of rounded corners. My mom came home from popular with this paper cutter thingy to round paper corners and started chopping the corners off all my worksheets.
Cornerchopperophobia!
And one for the fear of RS!
Researchstudiesophobia!
Oh yesterday we had the official opening ceremony thing of our estate. And I officialy declare that my estate is completely void of good-looking guys. The ASD dog society thingy was there and I swear I would have adopted 3 of those dogs if Angel didn't exist. Not that I don't want her to! My sister says that I talk to Angel alot. It's a good thing! I can tell her all my secrets and she won't leak a word to anyone. But if you ever feel like I'm keeping something from you, consulting my dog is always worth a try.